Sunday, March 13, 2011

Ten Top Reasons why Thomas would LOVE Ghana!!!

..with apologies to David Letterman (tho come to think of it, why should i apologise?) and anyway..maybe it was really the Tonight Show and Johnnie Carson or Jay Leno..i'm confused.

Anyway..i have been thinking for a while how wonderful it would be to bring Thomas, my fun-loving 9 and a bit year-old grandson..with whom i share a birthday!

Thomas would be like pig in clover (hmmm..is that the nice version?) if i could bring him here this summer for a couple of weeks.

Really, you ask, why would that be???


OK ...

#10..it would separate him from his sister, Billie Christine, for few weeks and he would LOVE that.

#9..he would love the beach and being able to swim every day..but stay out of the surf, Thomas.

#8..he could live on my bacon sarnies and egg (first-bite) sarnies for a few weeks... easy!

#7..he'd love sleeping under a mosquito net every night..very EXOTIC!!

#6..he would love the fuss they would all make of the little yevu at the market!!
Especially when i teach him to say, E(hoh) asi..when they quote the price!! (literally ''Too Much!")

#5..he would love Fan Ice..we all do..and a bargain at 50 pesewas( 35 cents)

#4..he'd love fufu and banku.hey it's white food..and you eat it with your fingers!!

#3..he would be a star in school..after all he can actually read tho he's only 9..and the girls would love him and let him play jacks with them..and teach him their strange, jumping, skipping game!

#2..his football game (emm..soccer) would improve immensely..he could play with other boys for hours each day..and find out how good they are..but it would be character building.



and #1...yup, you guessed it, he could pee anywhere, anytime ....!

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